the Armadillo Mini-Tank
The Armadillo is a small, lightweight assault vehicle built in the form of a tank. Much smaller than a regular piece of armor, the Armadillo can easily be towed or even transported by helicopter (it will fit handily in the Tomahawk cargo bay).
This green marvel of modern technology packs quite a punch for something the size of a Ford ™ Escort ™, and has the following features:
| Handling RV 20 |
Velocity RV 20 |
Durability RV 30 |
Protection RV 20 |
Cluster Cannons: the star of our show, these four 60mm cannons are linked to give the Armadillo's operator staggering offense when needed. When fired, these guns will inflict a jaw-dropping rank value 40 Piercing damage with each deadly hail of leaden doom.
Communications Array: the Armadillo is equipped with a gigahertz frequency, frequency wobbler clandestine operations radio system, allowing for constant team communications. This makes for rank value 10 comm power (25 mile range), with rank value 30 signal encryption.
Rear-Deck Fighting Platform: while the Armadillo only has room inside for one, it has a platform on back that two passengers can use to hang on for dear life, in a pinch. They lack the Protection rating that the Armadillo's driver benefits from, but it beats walking.
Roll Cage: while it is an armored vehicle, the Armadillo is also equipped with an extended roll cage, since the turret / command post does not actually have a hatch. This offers its operator a +1 RS to the listed Protection rating, shown above, in the event of a roll.
1989 Variations
Though the original design for the Armadillo is more than effective, Sgt. Slaughter's Marauders modified a few of these proven vehicles for their own use. Namely, they swapped the linked 60mm machine guns out for the following, even more devastating weaponry:
LA-44 Missile Launchers: replacing the Armadillo's old Cluster Cannon, this bank of launchers can fire six XXX-010 Surface to Surface / Surface to Air missiles at a target, inflicting the listed damage for one missile, +1 RS for two, +2 RS for four, and +3 RS for all six:
| Handling RV 20 |
Velocity RV 100 |
Durability RV 20 |
Damage RV 30 Slashing |
2006 Variations
Sgt. Slaughter's Armadillo
Almost twenty years after it first saw use in the battle against Cobra, Slaughter's Marauders resumed its use once more. With a new, camouflage brown paint job, this version of the Armadillo functions just like the original - not the Marauders' custom version of the thing.
2008 Variations
The 2008 model of Armadillo, rolled out just two years after Slaughter's Marauders picked up its use again, looks just like the original. The only functional difference is the addition of several portable gear cases, one on each side of the vehicle, useful for various purposes.
2011 Variations
the Jungle Panther
The 2011 model of Armadillo, technically renamed as the Jungle Panther, features a green camouflage scheme, instead of the previous, solid green hue. Additionally, it added the following weaponry, to showcase the best capabilities of this vehicle over the years:
Missile Launchers: supplementing the Armadillo's Cluster Cannon, these side-mounted launchers can each fire one Surface to Surface missile at a target, inflicting the listed damage for one missile, or +1 RS if both launchers are used (and hit). They have these features:
| Handling RV 20 |
Velocity RV 50 |
Durability RV 20 |
Damage RV 30 Slashing |
Extra Goodies:
GI Joe directories featuring a version of the Armadillo:
| 1985 | 1989 | 2006 | 2008 | 2011 |
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